(Boxed)Oranges

Errrrm Yeahh About That Lil Trip To Mars lol,

To All 6 Followers, You Guys All Still "Frickin Rock" n That,
But Imma Gonna Bounce From BoxedOranges And Start Up A New Blog For A While.
Now I Dont Know How Long Im Gonna Be Over There For,
But You Might Aswell Follow That One For Now If You Wanna Hear More From Me.
I Felt To Delete This Blog All Together,
But Imma Leave Here For A While.
Maybe I Might Even Come Back To This.
Or Maybe I Might Never Ever Come Back To Boxedoranges Again. Ever.
Forever Ever Ever, Forever Ever!
Hmmm
I Did Have Some Great/Dumb/Stupid times On Here Doe.
To Image This Is My First Blog Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet,
I Almost Feel To Just Continue With This Blog, But I Just Wrote Up My Introduction To My Newest, Latest Blogspot.
I Didnt Even Plan On Parting Ways Like This (wipes a tear,sniffs,blows nose into hankie)
This Is Getting All Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay To Emotional For Me Man.
Everything Is Basicly The Same At My Other Blogspot, I Still Kept The Same Layout And Stuff, So Its Like I Kept The "Ghost" Of BoxedOranges Alive.
Or The "Sprit" Of Boxed Oranges Should I Say.
My New Blogspot Is Still Gonna Have The Same Ole Crazy/Mad/Random Shit Talking Stuff As This One.
Its Just All Gonna Be On A Different Blogspot Address.
I Would Love You All To Join The Tea Party
Hears My Invite

www.YOJOCKFIVE.Blogspot.com

Oooh ooh Bring Cupcakes And Gingerbread Men If You Can!

Signing Off

A Fricking Spaceship Cabin Member.

1) Today I Cant Be Bother for Long Straight Block Sized Paragrapghs,
So Imma Run This Post With Bulletpoints. (And Paragraphs)
Is That Okay?

2) When The Good Weather Comes Out,
Me Along With The Rest Of The Country Get Excited And Strip Off Into -
T-Shirts,
3/4 Lenght Shorts,
............ And Sandles/Flip Flops

Yeh Casue The Last Bit Is Really Really Really Believable.
(Okay Maybe Every Man/Woman/Boy/Girl Doesnt Go By This Exacccccccct Dress Code,
But Summer Clothes Should Spring To Mind.)

Imma Quote Some C.Giles
(aka Killa! aka King Jaffey Joe aka Camron aka "Woo Woo, Wamp Wamp, Beep Beep")
On This One.

"Who could fuck with me, no mammal,But we tote handles, at ya open-toe sandals."

"You talkin' bout you a 80s baby, you 37 years old. You was born in 1968, and I open the daily news, how's the king of New York rockin' sandals with jeans? Open-toed sandals with john chancletas with jeans on."
Camron feat. Max B - Gotta Love It (Jay-Z Diss)

The Most Important Part Of This Is The Quote Is...

"Open-Toed Sandals With John Chan-Cletas With Jeans On"

John Chancletas Bitchessss!
Nah Sandles Are Cool, I Just Dont Mess With Them.
If I Do Please Dont Use This Post Against Me, Okay :)

Yeah Anyways,
I'm Loving The GOOD Weather That We Are Having At The Moment.
Well Dont You Agree??
(This Question Is Only Referring To Everyone Living In The UK, I Mainly Had London In Mind..... Sorry)

I Pray That It Stays Like This ALL Summer,
Like I Mean ALL SUMMER!
Do You Understand??
So The First Idoit I See Doing The Rain Dance,
Is Gonna Get A Concrete Hard Forceful Thump In The Face Supplied By Me.

I Feel Its Not Right When I'm So Used To Seeing A Grey Sky And Pouring Rain Most The Time.
Its So Depressing.
(Deep Sigh)
Man British Weather Sucks Sometimes...
...Well Most Of The Time.
Lets Hope It Keeps This Sunny Weather As A Way Of Making It Up To Us.

"Hello Sunshine/GoodBye Darkness!"
nope, not lupe by the way,
he says hello darkness..
hell yeah, i checked lol.

3) Well Done To Diversity For Winning Britains Got (Some) Talent.
Me, Myself Had Never Really Wacthed It From The Beginning Or Even The Ending.
I Never Saw The Last Episode...
It Was The 14393276343468949502382348574564348972 Posts That I Had On My News Feed On Facebook That Kept Me Updated.
Everyone Sharing Thier Joy And Happy Emotions About It.

The Episode I Did See, I Manged To See Diversity Perform, The Lil Black Girl Singing, Woman Of The Moment Susan Boyle, Women With The Violin, A Couple Other Acts I Seem To Clearly Remember The Names For And Oh Yeah Mr.Nick Hell.

Nick Hell Made Jackass Seem Like Dora The Explore Is You Ask Me.
You Tube This Guy!

If They Can Do Capcom Vs Marvel Games For Playsation 2,
Then They Can Do A Nick Hell vs The Jackass Crew Series For MTV.
Come On..
The Man Was Gonna Put An Apple In His Mouth And Proceed To Use A Big Ass Chainsaw To Cut It The Apple.

Wow
Hes Wife Was Even On Stage Helping Him Preform All His Mad Stunts

Wow
These Times It Was Recording Live, So If Something Went Wrong Then...

Its Good Live British Entertainment I Tell Ya!

4) Goooooooooooogle Reader Pisses Me Off.
I Dont Know Why, It Just Does.
I Know Its Ment To Make Things More Easier,
Tells You All The New Posts That On A Blog Your Following And That.

I Found Myself Just Scrolling All The Way Down The Page Fast As I Could Just So That The "New Items" Count Reached To Zero,
Afterwards Scrolling Right Back Up To The Top Of The Page,
Then Proceed To Start Reading All The Way Down Again.

I'm Not Being Difficult....
Google Reader Is.
Big Up The Reading List!
Blogger Got It Right The First Time Around

Ive Said Alls I Had To Say On That One.

5) Big Thanks To All The Followers (5 followers)
5 Inlcuding Myself....Yes I'm Following Myself.....lol
(Touching A Light Switch On With Slippy Wet Dripping Hands FAIL.)
And Thanks To All The Comments That Have Been Left On My Blog (A Couple)

Even Though Its Not Much,
It Keeps Me Going Everytime I Recieve A Comment Or A New Follower.
Thats Real Talks.

The Support Keeps Me Going...

You Guys Frickin ROCK!
You Know The Rest....

6) As I Type This I'm Playing Ladyhawkes Self Titled Album.
Her Album Is Pure DOPE!
If You Aint Heard "Paris Is Burning"Or "My Delerium"
Dude Where You Been?

Pip Brown For President!

After The Obamas Of Course..

7) Since I Started Borrowing S2DA's Bike,
It Has Made Me Take Up To The Wonderful World Of Bike Riding Again.
YES.
Bike Riding Was Something I Used To Do In My Ealry Teenage Years,
Dunno Why I Stopped To Be Ohnest.
Anywhoos,
Long As The Suns Shining And I Have The Bike,

Imma Bike Ride And Bike Ride And Bike Ride...
And
"Roll Untill The Motherfucking Wheels Fall Off"

Now Im Quoting Jay-Z

"H.O.V.A,
The Blueprint 3 Baby, On Its Way,
H.O.V.A.
I Got My Mojo Back, Oh Behaaave!"

lol

8) For Every Day That I Have Not Blogged Nothing,
I Really Do Truely Feel Like Ive Failed Or Letdown Myself As A Blogger Or Publisher.
What A Sill Prick, I Know.
I Seriously Thought That In My Mind That I Had To Blog Everyday,
Well Least I Wanted To.
Like It Was Me Wanting To Have Perfect Attendance Or Some Ishhh.
Now I've Decided That I Aint Gonna Bother Try Blog Everyday.
Only When I Have Something Intresting To Say/Write/Blog/Complain/Chat Shit About.
Dont Get Me Wrong It Wont Be Like I'll Be Blogging Like Only Three Times A Month!
(Give Me Some Credit Here Guys....)
But If I Feel Forced To Blog Everyday Then What Your Gonna Get Is Some Crap Weak Ass Posts.
I Could Have None Of That Stuff On My Blog Nowwww,
Its (Boxed)Oranges For Sheeeez Sake!

Yeah But,
No But,
Yeah But,
No But,
But Yeah...
The Bottom Line Is I'll Try,
But If You Get Something
On The 1st
And On The 2nd
And The 3rd
And Not The 4th
And Not The 5th
And Not The 6th

Dont Say I Didnt Tell You JERKS.

I'm Playing I Love You Guys

But You All Are JERKS Really doe.

LOL

I'm Playing I Love You Guys.

Really.

JERKS!

9) I Seriously Need To Stop Leaving The Bathroom Tap On.
No Really,
Its Becoming Annoying Everytime I Come Back From Somewhere,
I Go Into The Bathroom And $£!*&"
There It Is....
Water Running!
The Thing That Kills It Is, Thats I Do Turn The Taps After I Finished Using Them.
But With The Bathroom One You Gotta Apply A Tightly Clenched Fist Grip Whiles Turning Them To The Point You Might Break It Off..
Just To Stop It From Dripping!

Look I Dont Have Hulk Hands.

The Water Bills Dont Seem To Ramp Nowadays Niether.

Fuck Loose Ass Bathroom Taps!!

10)Wait A Sec,
I Made It To The 10th Bulletpoint (And Paragraphs)?
Cheese And Bread!

11) Gone
See You Two Weeks Time.

Of Course I Was Playing.
You BETTER Not Be Reading This On Google Reader.