(Boxed)Oranges: The Lunch Time Madness

"Nah Fam Its Just Cooked Potatoes With Sugar On Them"..Dead*

I Had Work Today (Low Grumbles).

I Dont Really Talk About Work As I Feel Theres Nothing Really Exciting To Talk About.
As All I Do Is The Same Ole Stuff All The Time..
Ask Me How Works Going And I'll Proberly Tell You
"Not Much Fam, You Know, Same Ole, Same Ole"
Weather You A Boy, Girl Or Good Ole Norris From Coronation Street,
Thats The Response You'll Proberly Gets.

ANYWHOS!

After A Few Hours Of Working I Get Told To Go On My Lunch..It Was One Hour Ealier Than Normal But What The Hell Lunch Is Lunch Right?

BROKE As I Was, I Still Manged To Scrap Up A Good Kind Of Meal..If You Can Call It That.
With The Pound In My Pocket, The Pennies In My Account And The Free Apple Pie Monopoly Maccy'D Thing. I Was Ready To Begin My Great Hour Of Complete Relaxing And Not Working.

Sooooooooooo After I Clocked Out, Must Of Ran Up To Sainburys And Randomly Picked Up Some Raspberry Jam Doughnuts And Then Picked Up Some Yum Yums.....

Only As I Was About To Pay For Both Of Them At The Till, It Brightly Dawned On Moi That I Basicly Bought The Same Thing Twice....One Of Them Just Doesnt Have A Jam Filling In It......D'OH
(Insert The Best Facepalm Picture You Can Find Right Here)

How Ironic Was It That I Was The Flipping DOUGHNUT!

Well I Couldnt Be Bothered To Walk Round Sainsburys, So I Just Bought The Goods, Went Mac D's, Got My Apple Pie..Silly Woman Though I Sed I Wanted A Big Mac.
How In Gareth Gates Does APPLE PIE sound Like "Yes I Want A BIG MAC?"
Trying Waste My Great Lunch Time Minutes On Repeating Myself.

Cha!

After That Fiasco I Headed Back To "The House Of Dreadful Minumum Wage"...
Back To Work I Ment :)

Got Back To Work, Went Into To The Staff Room..No Ones There..
Just Me,

Me, Myself And Apple Pie..And Doughnuts errm.

"The Grub"

But Yeah Theres Always A Couple Gossip/Glamour/Girly/If Your Intrested Or Just "Wanna Be Straight Inner In Famous People Lifes" Magazines Laying Round On The Table, So I Just Pulled A Chair, Sat Down, Turned A Page And Muched Away...

"Vodaphone Girl = Wonder If She Got 5Day?"

Eating Doughnuts Wasnt The Ideal Meal, But Hey It Was Something To Eat.

But I Gotta Say Eating Overly Sugared Doughnuts Isnt Always The Lick....

The Sugar Seemed To Fall Off As I Was Eating It And Found A New Home In My Lil Beard.
I Only Clocked Afterwards But The Sugar Made Me Look Like Some Sort Of Crack Fein!
(Hence Tyron Biggums)

Trying Brush The Sugar Off Only Made Things Worst As It Just Went From One Strand Of Lil Hair To The Next..

"Krispie Kremes Next Time, Promise"

After 2 Minutes Of Intense, Hard Brushing, I Manged To Get The Sweet White Stuff Off Me
(30 Second Pause)

I Aint Gonna Lie, I'm Always Sad When Lunch Is Up,
It Always Feels Like The Frickin Hour Just Flew By Like Nothing.
The Term "Time Flys" Relates To Having An Hour Lunch Break...Trust Me.
Then You Get The Great Grief Of Knowing You Have The Same Amount Of Hours,
That You Did Before You Had Your Lunch.....But Had To Start All Over Again.

..Man

But In My Case It Was An Extra Hour Casue I Had An Early Lunch...Ughhh!

Word Of Advice. Enjoy Your Lunch Breaks To Fullest. No Matter What You Do. Trust Me!