Oooh Girl Your Breath Is Harsh, Cover Your Mouth Up Like You Got.....Swine Flu?

Sooooo I Done The One Thing That I Thought I Wouldnt Do So Early In My Blogging Career..Which Is To Miss Out A Day Of Blogging.
But Did You Guys Even Notice? Hmm Lol.
So To The 10th Of May Which Was On Saturday, Im Dearly Sorry.
That Apology Goes To The Future Times As Well.

I Used To Laugh At The People Who Blog And Say "I Havent Posted Up On Here For A Minute Now, Guess I Just Havent Had Anything Blog Worthy To Say" Or " Ive Been So Busy And Alot Of Things Are Happening At The Moment In My Life, So I'm Really Sorry That Ive Been Neglecting My Blog"

Get A Grip Of Yourself. Who Cares.

.........No Really?

Cause I Dont.

But The Sad Fact Is, That I'm Not "Really Busy At The Moment", I Had Some Sparetime, But Just Plainly Couldnt Be Asred (Not Asked KMT) To Post Anything Up.

Disappointing I Know.






Also I Was Starting To Doubt The Direction Of This Blog, Like Everything About It, The Name, The Layout, The Stories, The Pictures. Everything You Could Think Off And More.

But Since I'm Still A "Newbie" As Dr.Cox Woud Say,
I Know That The More I Blog And Stuff, The More Better Everything Will Get....Its Only Right.
No Point Making Some Half Ass Blogspot When I Can Make A Great Big Pretty Good Ass BlogSpot. (No Homo, Just Incase)

So Expect This Blog To Only Get Better Through Time.
Re-Inventing Myself Like I'm Madonna, But I Wont Be Blogging Untill I'm 50 Something, Or Will I?
Imma Try Update Daily But If I Dont, Dont Shoot Me, I Would Proberly Just Be "Really Busy At That Moment" (Lol Yeah Right!).

If You Noticed That I Havent Blogged In A Week,

In 2 Weeks,

Or Even A Month,

Then You Can Assume Somethings Wrong.





....(With Blogspot).

Anywhos I Wont Apologize For My Long Rambling Like Everyone Else Does, Cause I Felt It Was "Blog Worthy" Of Putting Up....No Really. (Sad I Know)

Now Thats Out The Way, I Would Just Like To Say How All This Swineflu/Recessesion Era That We're Going Through Is Bare Jokes. I Mean Seeming How Its Almost Summer You Don't Know When Someones Sneezing, If It Is Because :

A) They Have Hayfever.

B) They Must Of Got Salt Or Pepper Up Thier Nose.

3) They Have Swine Flu.

(Haha I Said 3 When I Was Ment To Say C)



Don't You Find It Fun To Be Sneezing In Public These Days And Then To Look At Peoples Faces All Around You Afterwards, As They Are In Sheer Disgust To Thinking You Have The Dirty Dirty Pig Flu.
Then To Top It Off You Can Say Something Like " I Should Of Never Went To That 2 Week Holiday In Mexico, Trust Me Mate Every One I Saw Was Coughing Blood Up Over There"
Then To Add More Effect, Start Sneezing Some More.


That Should Do The Trick.


Its Kinda Scary To Hear That The Swine Flu Is In London And Real Real Close To Where I Be Living/Working Etc..Sounds All A Bit Too Close To Home For Me.

I Heard You Can Cacth It Like Any Other Flu.
So Why In The Dickens Name Of Peter Andre.. Are People Wearing Masks Over Their Mouths Like They Doing Open Heart Surgery Or Taking The "Operation" Game A Bit To Seriously?

If I Had SwineFLU I Would Properly Run Up On Someone With One Of Those Masks First, Pull It Down, Get A Good Aim And Cough/Sneeze With A Great Passion All Into Thier Mouth.
Keep Repeating The Cough/Sneezing Thing Untill I See My Mucus/Spit Over The Bottom Half Of Thier Faces.

Dumb People Just Bring Attention To Themselves.




The Funny Part I Guess Is How The Latest Skank Around Is The Swine Flu Skank..

Sheeet I Aint Even Seen The Video For It Yet,
But Just To Know There Is One Is Funny Enough.

........Oh So Is It Safe To Say Everyones Forgot About The Facebook Skank?

Why Dont We Make Up A Blogspot Skank.
Have Every Blogger Skanking Out Harrrrrrd, Way Harder That Any Crap Wordpress Skanker (ooooo Sending! Sending! For Them.)


-Plays Head, Shoulder, Knees And Toes Instrumental

Okay Bloggers....Lets Go!

"Create, Edit, Preview, Publish!"

"Create, Edit, Preview, Publish!"

"Create, Edit, Preview, Publish!"

"Create, Edit, Preview, Save Now! - Repeat x 2

Lol Lame I Know.

But If There Ever Is A Version Of The Bloggers Skank. You Know Where You Heard It First.






Some Very Orange Last Words : If You Sneeze On Me Fam, I'll Thump YOUR Flipping FACE IN.

Bye :)

Thanks For Reading.

Lol.