Too ill To Dance pt. 2

After A Few Days Of Hell, My Health Is Slowly Recovering.
Way Better Than Yesterday And The Day Before That,
But Still Got Alot Of Miles To Go Untill I Be On The Same Road With "Perfect Health" Again.
No Amount Of Drugs, Praying Or Cursing Made Any Shortcuts For Me :(
I Thought By Today I Would Be Back To My Un-Ill Self Like I Was Last Week, But NOPE.
Dunno If I'm Going Crazy But I Think My Eyes Have Gone A Bit Bigger, Not My Actual Eye Cause They Don't Grow (Do They?).
But Like The Eye Lids And Everything Around It Has Made It Appear That My Eyes Are Getting Wider.
Dunno, Maybe Its Just Me Looking Too Hard Into Things.
(Thanks To My Big Eyes)
The Constant Coughing Which Is Feeling Like A Broom Trying To Repeatedly Sweep The Same Heap Of Leafs That Have Been Stuck To Floor Isnt Helping Much Neither.
All The Coughing Has Just Made My Mad Throat Sore.. (Pawwwwwwssssssssssssss)
Feels Like Theres A Flipping Cloud In My Throat.
A Flipping Cloud That Doesnt Seems It Wants To Move For Anyone.
..........For Real.
After Backing Off All The Orange Juice I Brought From Tescos And Drinking The Tropical Juice I Got Before I Got Into Work Today(...And Good Ole Water.)
I Can Only Hope That All The Good Yummy Vitamins Have Contributed To Putting Me Back To Recovery On My Road To "Perfect Health".
Sounds More Jarring, The More Times Its Said Init? LOL

Since My Last Post Ive Just Been Bed Bound Like A Flipping Dog For The Most Part.
Calling In Sick For Work.
Barking (Coughing) Like A Sufficating Dog.
Been Waking Up Randomly, But Early Enough To Wacth Go Diego Go.....................Yes..The Whole Episode.
Countless Times Of Getting Out My Bed Then All Of A Sudden Feeling Dizzy..Weak And Mad Moments Like That.
Being Alone :(
Being Ill Got Me Feeling Like Life Is A Female Dog Yo.

But Its All Good Now. The Worst Of What Was To Come Has Gone Now.
Don't Ask Me How...I Just Know It Has, I Can Just Feel It!

Anywhos Before I Bounce Like Fat Soles,
Heres A Few Random Thoughts/ Experinces/Things "I Really Don't Need To Blog" Stuff Ive Been Feeling These Last Couple Of Days.

1) Fuck A 14 Day Volvic Challenge When I Drink Tap Water Everyday.

2) Why Did TMF Decidce To Stop Showing Episodes Of Runs House And Give Thier Time Slot To Start Showing "Holgan Knows Best" Again?
..Come On Man....If Something Isnt Broke.....

3) Been Playing "The Calm" By Heartbreak Drizzy Drake Rogers Alot Latey.

4) Lupes Next Album Has Just Gotta Be Dope. We Are Lasers/L.U.P.END Bitch!

5) Since My Ilness Started, Ive Seen A 85% Percent Drop In My Hunger.
No Spoon In My Mouth In The Bathroom/ Size Zero Antics I Promise You.
Its Just What Being Ill Does To Me Sometimes.
Only Today Was One Of My Better Days, So I Went To The "Fish And Chips Shop After Work To Buy Some Savaloy And Chips Like British People Do.
Made The Silly Mistake Of Telling The Fish And Chip Man (Dunno Hes Name)
"Yeah Can I Buy Your Smallest Portion Of Savaloy & Chips"

Meaning Not Your £2.50 Meal, Something A Bit Cheaper.


He Decides To Give Me The £2.50 Meal But With Just Less Chips




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I Was Thinking Long And Hard About It. (Pause)


I Really Dunno If He Thought He Was Doing Me A Favour By Some Sort.



What A Stupid Act He Done.



What Did I DO?










Never Said Anything -

Couldnt Be Bothered, Paid Him And Went Home

Ate The Food.

The Chips Was Enough Doe, Maybe Just One Scoop Less Than A Normal £2.50 Meal.

"Got Bumped Like A Head Full Of Cocos And Brusies...Fail."

6) Wacth Next Time, Let Him Pull That Stunt Again With Me.
^Why Is He Still Talking?..Fail.

7) Facebook Is Batebook,
Myspace Is Drysapce,
Msn Is Un-intresting
But Blogspot Is Top Notch.
Its A Fail But You Still Agree Fail.

8) I Hope The Sun Comes Out And Decides To Stays Out This Summer For Once.


Way Too Much Failing For One Post.
I'm
Gone.
:)